There’s something uniquely Melbourne about spotting a funny number plate while crawling through traffic. Someone posted a photo to the Melbourne subreddit recently that had people absolutely losing it — a personalised plate spotted crossing the West Gate Bridge that was, let’s just say, anatomically suggestive. The comments section quickly turned into its own comedy show, and honestly, it made my afternoon.

The West Gate is one of those places where you’re either gripping the steering wheel white-knuckled because of the height, or you’re stuck in the usual soul-crushing queue wondering why you didn’t just take the train. So finding something genuinely funny up there feels like a gift from the universe.