Well, this was inevitable, wasn’t it? Just as the UK rolls out its draconian online age verification requirements, a dating safety app called “Tea” has had its entire verification database leaked. Personal IDs, photos, location data from EXIF files – the whole bloody lot. And the timing couldn’t be more perfect to illustrate exactly why these “papers please” digital policies are such a catastrophically bad idea.

The Tea app, for those who haven’t heard of it, was marketed as a way for people (primarily women) to share information about potential dates – essentially a digital gossip platform with ID verification. Users were required to upload government identification to verify their accounts. Now, thanks to what appears to be amateur-hour security practices from a founder whose impressive qualifications include a six-month HTML course that he’s somehow spun into “Software Engineering, Computer Science” from UC Berkeley, all of that sensitive personal information is floating around the internet.