Right then. That actually happened.

The Socceroos beat Türkiye 2-0 in Vancouver, and if you told me that six hours ago I would have nodded politely and assumed you were winding me up. Türkiye’s squad is reportedly valued somewhere around six times what Australia’s is worth. Their captain had gone on record before the match saying his more talented team would dominate us. That quote aged, as someone online put it, like milk.