I’ve been chuckling about this story that’s been doing the rounds on social media - someone managed to get a MarryBrown ordering kiosk at Melbourne Central to display feet pics instead of the usual menu. While the whole thing is admittedly pretty amusing, it’s also got me thinking about just how shocking the state of retail technology security really is.

The incident itself seems relatively harmless - no property damage, nothing explicitly inappropriate, and easily fixed. But what struck me most was reading through the comments from people who clearly know their way around these systems. Apparently, it wasn’t even a proper “hack” in the traditional sense. These kiosks are running ancient versions of Android, so old they’re probably still named after snacks. The ordering app crashes regularly, dumping users back to the home screen where they can essentially do whatever they want.