Sometimes you stumble across something so beautifully absurd that it perfectly captures the madness of trying to please everyone. This week, someone spotted a packet at their local Aldi that had me chuckling into my morning latte: “Non regional battered potato circles.”

The packaging was clearly the result of some marketing team’s fever dream - an attempt to create a product name so generic, so diplomatically neutral, that it wouldn’t offend anyone’s regional sensibilities. The result? Pure comedy gold that managed to upset absolutely everyone while simultaneously being completely correct.