There’s something beautifully human about the collective panic that ensues when technology does exactly what we programmed it to do – just perhaps a bit too enthusiastically. I stumbled across a discussion recently about someone testing what they claimed was a “tester version of the open-weight OpenAI model” with a supposedly lean inference engine. The post itself was clearly tongue-in-cheek (complete with disclaimers about “silkposting”), but the responses were absolutely golden and got me thinking about our relationship with AI development.