Philip K. Dick must be rolling in his grave. What started as dystopian science fiction in “Minority Report” has just become official UK government policy, with their announcement about using AI to help police “catch criminals before they strike.” The jokes practically write themselves, except this time, nobody’s laughing.

Reading through the government’s announcement feels like watching a masterclass in technological naivety. They’re promising AI systems that can somehow predict criminal behaviour, but the details are frustratingly vague. Will cameras scan for suspicious body language? Will algorithms flag people carrying kitchen knives home from the shops? The lack of specifics is almost as concerning as the concept itself.