The recent election results have brought a particularly satisfying outcome that’s worth celebrating over my afternoon batch brew. The far-right Trumpet of Patriots party has achieved what they’ve been promising all along - net zero. Though probably not quite in the way they intended.

It’s fascinating to watch how our democratic system naturally filters out the extreme elements. While we’ve seen concerning rises of far-right movements in various parts of the world, our preferential voting system and mandatory voting continue to act as powerful buffers against political extremism.

The Victorian government’s recent announcement of free public transport for children seems like a welcome relief for many families struggling with the rising cost of living. Taking my daughter to the city on weekends often costs more than the actual activities we’re heading to, so I understand why many parents are celebrating this news.

However, something doesn’t sit quite right about this announcement. While scrolling through online discussions about this initiative, I spotted several comments pointing to a more troubling reality: this feel-good announcement coincides with a $2.4 billion cut to public school funding. The timing feels calculated, like offering someone a chocolate bar while picking their pocket.

The recent election sweep by Labor has sparked an interesting discussion about young male voters in Australia bucking global trends. While headlines abroad paint a picture of young men being increasingly drawn to far-right ideologies and figures like Andrew Tate, something different seems to be happening here.

Our compulsory voting system deserves much of the credit. When everyone has to vote, the voice of any extreme minority gets naturally diluted. It’s not about who you can rile up enough to show up at the polls – it’s about appealing to the broader community. This forces political parties to stay relatively centered rather than catering to the extremes.

The latest political theatre unfolding in North America would be comical if it weren’t so concerning. Google has found itself in hot water after changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to “Gulf of America” for US users, prompting legal action from Mexico against the tech giant.

The whole situation perfectly encapsulates the bizarre intersection of technology, politics, and nationalism that we’re living through. What’s particularly frustrating is how a private company like Google chose to implement this change without any real mandate - they simply rolled over in apparent appeasement to the current US administration.

The political theatre playing out in Noble Park today would be absolutely hilarious if it weren’t so emblematic of the current state of political discourse in our country. Picture this: a campaign truck plastered with negative slogans about “more debt” and “more crime” getting wedged under a piece of Skyrail infrastructure - the very same infrastructure project that has transformed Melbourne’s suburbs for the better.

Looking at the photos circulating online, there’s a delicious irony in seeing this mobile billboard stuck beneath one of the most successful infrastructure projects our state has delivered. The Skyrail program has eliminated dangerous level crossings, created new public spaces, and improved traffic flow. Yet here we have a campaign literally running headfirst into its success.

There’s something deeply unsettling about our current media landscape when ChatGPT’s opinion on a politician’s medical report becomes headline news. The fact that we’re turning to AI to validate what our own eyes can plainly see speaks volumes about where we are as a society.

Working in tech, I’ve witnessed firsthand how AI has evolved from a fascinating curiosity to a source of perceived authority. But here’s the thing - ChatGPT is essentially a sophisticated pattern recognition system. It’s not a medical expert, and it certainly shouldn’t be our go-to source for fact-checking physical examination results.

The internet never forgets, and it certainly has a way of catching out politicians who haven’t quite mastered the art of social media. Today’s serving of political comedy comes from the Young Nationals, who seem to have taken a page from the “How Not to Use Social Media” handbook by accidentally praising themselves from their own account.

This gaffe immediately reminded me of similar incidents we’ve seen before, including that memorable moment when another politician congratulated himself on Facebook. It’s like watching someone trip over their own shoelaces – embarrassing, but you can’t look away.

The tech industry is reeling from the latest round of tariffs, and the ripple effects are far more severe than anyone anticipated. Sitting here in my home office, looking at quotes for new work laptops that seem to change by the hour, I’m struck by how quickly things have spiraled out of control.

Industry professionals are reporting price fluctuations that would have been unthinkable just months ago. One IT supplier described watching laptop prices jump by tens of thousands of dollars within a single day. A project quoted at $240,000 in the morning could balloon to $270,000 by lunch, only to settle at $250,000 by close of business. This isn’t just market volatility – it’s chaos.

The markets have been on a wild ride lately, with the S&P 500 jumping 9.5% in a single day. Looking at my trading app while sipping my morning brew at my desk in Richmond, I noticed a flood of messages from friends asking if they should jump back in. The recent market swings have certainly gotten everyone’s attention.

What’s particularly fascinating (and concerning) is watching how political manipulation seems to be driving these massive market movements. We’re seeing unprecedented situations where social media posts are preceding significant policy changes, leading to dramatic market swings that would make any regulatory body raise their eyebrows – or at least, they should.

Something feels eerily familiar about the current market turbulence hitting tech stocks. The headlines trumpet billions in “losses” for Silicon Valley’s elite, but those of us who lived through 2008 know better. From my desk in South Melbourne’s tech corridor, watching the numbers tumble brings back memories of similar “catastrophic losses” that somehow always seem to work out rather well for those at the top.

Let’s be real - when you’re worth tens or hundreds of billions, a 30% dip isn’t keeping you up at night. While regular folks stress about their superannuation taking a hit, these tech titans are likely viewing this as an opportunity rather than a crisis. They’ve got the capital to weather any storm and the resources to capitalize on distressed assets when they become available.

The market is having one of those days that makes you want to close your trading app and pretend it’s all just a bad dream. With the NYSE dropping 4% after hours, my morning coffee suddenly tastes a bit more bitter than usual. The chatter online has been fascinating, with references to everything from Chernobyl to panic buying – because apparently, we never learn from history.

Looking at the discussions online, there’s a disturbing sense of déjà vu. Remember the toilet paper hysteria of 2020? Some folks are already joking about stocking up again. The collective trauma is real, folks.

The looming 25% tariff on imported vehicles has sent shockwaves through the automotive industry, with projected price increases of up to $6,000 per vehicle. Working in tech, I’ve seen firsthand how protectionist policies can backfire, and this situation feels eerily familiar.

The fascinating part isn’t just the economic impact – it’s watching the cognitive dissonance play out in real-time across the automotive sector. Dealerships that enthusiastically supported these policies are now grappling with the reality of what it means for their business. It’s like watching someone order extra-hot curry and then complaining about the burn.

The latest statements from Peter Dutton about forcing public servants back into offices full-time have left me seething. Not just because it’s a transparently cynical move, but because it reveals so much about the disconnect between wealthy politicians and the reality of working families.

Looking at the childcare situation alone paints a grim picture. Parents in my area are paying upwards of $190 per day for childcare in the CBD. That’s not a typo - we’re talking about costs that rival or exceed many families’ rent or mortgage payments. And what’s particularly galling is how these massive childcare companies are gaming the system, raising prices the moment government subsidies increase, effectively pocketing support meant for struggling families.

The intersection of AI and politics never ceases to amaze me. This week’s entertainment comes from Trump’s peculiar stance on AI-generated content, specifically his comments about the “Take It Down Act.” The irony is thick enough to spread on toast.

Let’s get something straight - the actual legislation is about protecting people from non-consensual intimate imagery, particularly targeting the growing problem of AI-generated explicit content. It’s a bipartisan effort that deserves serious consideration, given how AI technology is rapidly evolving and being misused.

Finally, some truly meaningful action on healthcare access! The Labor government’s $8.5 billion Medicare announcement marks the most significant investment in our public health system since its creation. Making GP visits free for most Australians isn’t just good policy – it’s transformative.

The timing of this announcement has attracted some cynicism, with critics dismissing it as pre-election vote-buying. But honestly, when a government actually delivers something that makes life better for everyday people, I’m not going to complain about the timing. This is exactly the kind of policy that built modern Australia.

The news about mass firings of nuclear security personnel has been weighing heavily on my mind lately. Reading through various discussions online, the sheer magnitude of what’s happening is difficult to process. We’re not talking about routine staff changes or budget cuts – this is a fundamental dismantling of the systems that keep our nuclear arsenal secure.

What’s particularly concerning is the apparent methodology behind these dismissals. Reports suggest that staff are being flagged based on keyword searches for terms like “diversity” and “systematic” – even in completely unrelated technical contexts. The absurdity of flagging physics papers because they use the word “trigger” would be laughable if it weren’t so dangerous.

The recent news about the UK government ordering Apple to disable Advanced Data Protection has sent shockwaves through the tech community, and rightfully so. This isn’t just another local policy decision - it’s a concerning move that could have global implications for digital privacy.

Standing at my desk in my home office, looking at my iPhone and MacBook, I’m struck by the irony of the situation. Here we are, living in an era where digital security is more crucial than ever, yet governments seem determined to tear down the very protections we need.

The tech world’s insatiable appetite for rare earth metals is steering us toward a disturbing new era of resource colonialism. Recent discussions about Trump’s renewed interest in acquiring Greenland have exposed an uncomfortable truth: our digital future might be built on the same exploitative foundation as our industrial past.

Working in tech, I’ve witnessed firsthand how rapidly advancing AI technologies demand increasingly exotic materials. While the promise of artificial intelligence is exciting, the environmental and geopolitical costs are rarely discussed in our dev meetings or stand-ups. The recent revelation about plans for a $500 billion AI complex brings this issue into sharp focus.

The latest announcement from Washington about potential tariffs on imported chips and tech goods has me reaching for my third coffee of the day. Having spent decades in IT, watching the increasingly complex dance between global tech manufacturing and nationalist economic policies is both fascinating and deeply concerning.

Remember when computers were actually becoming more affordable? Those days might soon be behind us. The proposed tariffs targeting TSMC’s Taiwan operations aren’t just another political chess move - they’re a direct threat to the complex global supply chain that keeps our tech industry running.

The irony wasn’t lost on me when I read that “oligarchy” has become a trending search term following Biden’s farewell speech. Nothing quite captures the state of our democracy like citizens having to Google the very system that’s threatening it.

Looking through online discussions, the mix of dark humor and genuine concern perfectly encapsulates our current moment. Between references to “Idiocracy” and serious debates about wealth inequality, there’s a palpable sense that we’re approaching a critical juncture in history.

The tech world has taken quite a turn lately, hasn’t it? Meta’s recent announcement about dropping fact-checking, combined with Zuckerberg’s peculiar image transformation and Tim Cook’s political donations, paints a disturbing picture of where we’re heading.

From my desk in Richmond, watching these tech billionaires realign themselves feels like observing the final act of a particularly grim play. Gone are the days when Silicon Valley at least pretended to care about making the world a better place. Now, it’s all about naked power grabs and political maneuvering.

The news about potential rollbacks of crash reporting requirements for autonomous vehicles has me deeply troubled. Working in tech, I’ve witnessed firsthand how critical data collection and transparency are for improving systems and ensuring public safety. Yet here we are, facing the prospect of less oversight in one of the most crucial areas of technological development.

Remember when we used to joke about the tech industry’s mantra of “move fast and break things”? Well, it’s considerably less amusing when we’re talking about actual vehicles on public roads. The push to eliminate crash reporting requirements feels like a dangerous step backward, especially considering the mounting concerns about autonomous vehicle safety.

The tech industry just got a lot more complicated. China has announced a ban on exports of rare earth metals to the United States, specifically gallium, germanium, antimony, and superhard materials. This move comes as retaliation to the US chip ban, and it’s sending ripples through the global technology supply chain.

Reading through various online discussions about this development, I’m struck by how many people are rushing to “future-proof” their tech purchases. While panic buying might seem like a logical response, the reality is more nuanced. These materials aren’t just about our gaming PCs and smartphones - they’re crucial components in military equipment, semiconductor manufacturing, and various critical technologies.

The proposed social media ban for under-16s in Australia is yet another spectacular example of our government’s knack for missing the point entirely. While scrolling through discussions about this latest policy announcement, I found myself getting increasingly frustrated at the sheer absurdity of it all.

Picture this: we’re living in a country where teenagers can’t watch YouTube videos about their homework or play online games with their friends, but they’re bombarded with gambling advertisements at every turn. The cognitive dissonance is staggering.

Looking at the brewing storm around Trump’s proposed tariffs on electronics, I can’t help but feel a mix of frustration and déjà vu. My teenage son and I were just discussing upgrading his gaming setup next year, but these plans might need some serious reconsideration.

The proposed 60% tariff on electronics isn’t just another political headline - it’s going to hit close to home for millions of households. From gaming consoles to monitors, the impact will ripple through the entire tech ecosystem. What’s particularly maddening is how we’ve been down this road before.

The political winds are shifting across the Pacific, and their effects are already rippling through our economic waters. Walking through the Queen Victoria Market yesterday, I overheard several traders discussing the potential impact of Trump’s likely return to power, and I’ve been mulling over what this means for our economic future.

Treasury officials are now bracing for what could be a perfect storm of higher interest rates and weaker growth. The prospect of massive tariffs - particularly the proposed 60% on Chinese goods - isn’t just another headline from overseas; it’s a direct threat to our economic stability.

Looking through various online discussions lately, there’s been a disturbing yet understandable trend emerging: people actively hoping for an uncontrolled artificial superintelligence (ASI) to save us from ourselves. The sentiment reminds me of sitting in my favourite Carlton café, overhearing conversations about the latest political developments while doomscrolling through increasingly concerning headlines.

The logic seems straightforward enough - we’ve made a proper mess of things, so why not roll the dice on a superintelligent entity taking the reins? Recent political developments, particularly in the US, have only amplified these feelings of desperation. Walking past the State Library yesterday, I noticed a group of young protesters with signs about climate change, and it struck me how their generation might view ASI as their last hope for a liveable future.