The recent departure of Stephen King from X (formerly Twitter) feels like watching the final scenes of a horror movie we all knew was coming. The master of horror himself has deemed the platform too toxic to remain, and honestly, who can blame him?

From my quiet corner of Carlton, where I often enjoy a peaceful coffee while scrolling through my various feeds, I’ve watched the platform’s steady descent into chaos since Elon Musk’s takeover. The transformation has been fascinating and disturbing in equal measure, like watching a slow-motion train wreck through the lens of a particularly dark Black Mirror episode.