The internet never fails to deliver a good laugh, and today’s gem involves a 60-year-old teddy bear that looks like it might have witnessed the fall of empires - or possibly caused them. The poor thing’s owner innocently asked for washing advice, and the responses were absolutely priceless, ranging from “holy water” to “flamethrower.”

Looking at this weathered old bear, with its slightly askew features and well-worn fabric, brought back memories of my own childhood teddy, Mr. Buttons, who thankfully looked more “loved” than “likely to steal your soul.” He’s still sitting in a box somewhere in my garage, probably wondering why he got replaced by an iPad.