The tech world never fails to serve up delicious irony, and the latest dish is particularly rich: the music industry is now building AI tools to detect AI-generated music. It’s like watching a snake eat its own tail, except the snake is made of algorithms and the tail costs billions in computational power.

I’ve been following this development with a mixture of fascination and exasperation. The premise is simple enough – record labels and streaming platforms want to identify artificially generated tracks to protect their existing catalogs and revenue streams. But the execution? Well, that’s where things get wonderfully absurd.