The recent by-election results have sparked an interesting phenomenon where satirical news outlets are delivering more accurate reporting than certain mainstream media channels. Sitting here in my home office, watching the aftermath unfold on various platforms, it’s both amusing and concerning to see how far some news outlets have drifted from reality.

Remember when news was about reporting facts rather than manufacturing outrage? These days, certain media outlets seem more interested in importing American culture wars than discussing actual Australian issues. They’re busy stoking fears about phantom threats while real concerns like housing affordability and climate change affect our daily lives.

Tonight marked the end of an era in Australian democracy. Watching Antony Green’s final election coverage brought a lump to my throat, especially seeing him awkwardly clutching those flowers and admitting he didn’t own a vase. It was a perfect encapsulation of the man who has been the steady hand guiding us through election nights for over three decades.

Most viewers only see the polished presenter explaining complex electoral data with his trademark touchscreen and calm demeanor. But behind that familiar face lies an extraordinary legacy of innovation and dedication. When Green started in 1989, election counting involved rooms full of people manually tallying votes via telephone. He revolutionized the process by developing software systems that transformed Australian electoral coverage into the efficient, transparent process we know today.