Something feels eerily familiar about the current market turbulence hitting tech stocks. The headlines trumpet billions in “losses” for Silicon Valley’s elite, but those of us who lived through 2008 know better. From my desk in South Melbourne’s tech corridor, watching the numbers tumble brings back memories of similar “catastrophic losses” that somehow always seem to work out rather well for those at the top.

Let’s be real - when you’re worth tens or hundreds of billions, a 30% dip isn’t keeping you up at night. While regular folks stress about their superannuation taking a hit, these tech titans are likely viewing this as an opportunity rather than a crisis. They’ve got the capital to weather any storm and the resources to capitalize on distressed assets when they become available.