There’s something deeply cynical about watching a company worth billions announce 1,600 job cuts while simultaneously claiming “our approach is not AI replaces people.” It’s the corporate equivalent of “it’s not you, it’s me” – except it’s very much them, and we all know it.

Atlassian’s latest round of layoffs has been making the rounds in tech circles, and the discussions around it have been fascinating in all the wrong ways. The official line is that AI is making workers more “efficient,” which apparently means they need 1,600 fewer of them. But here’s the thing that really gets under my skin: AI isn’t holding a gun to anyone’s head. These are choices made by executives, pure and simple.