The internet has been having a field day with a hilarious post about someone lending their pristine Scrub Daddy sponge to their spouse, only to have it returned looking like it had gone ten rounds with a tar pit. The before-and-after photo is absolutely brutal - from a cheerful yellow cleaning companion to what looks like something excavated from an archaeological dig.

This resonates deeply with me. Just last week, my wife borrowed my carefully maintained kitchen knife to “quickly open a package.” Later, I found it lying in the garden, apparently recruited for some impromptu plant trimming. The marriage survived, but my trust in lending kitchen implements may never recover.