The sight of pink residue creeping around drains and lurking in grout lines is enough to make anyone feel uneasy about their bathroom’s cleanliness. Recently, discussions about this mysterious pink substance have been popping up online, and it’s fascinating how many people share this common household nemesis.

Let’s get scientific for a moment. This pink stuff isn’t actually mold, despite what many believe. It’s a bacteria called Serratia marcescens, and it has quite an interesting history. The most intriguing part? During the Cold War, the US military actually used it in biowarfare testing because they thought it was harmless. Spoiler alert: they were wrong about that last part.

The internet never fails to provide fascinating glimpses into the everyday struggles of rental living. Today’s hot topic? A wooden toilet seat that looks like it’s been around since the dawn of indoor plumbing. The photos making rounds online show a wooden toilet seat that’s clearly seen better days - perhaps during the Hawke era.

Living in rental properties often means dealing with landlords who have interesting interpretations of what constitutes “acceptable condition.” Looking at this particular specimen, with its deteriorating finish and mysterious blue-green patina, brings back memories of my first rental in Carlton. The property manager tried to convince me that the 1970s kitchen appliances had “character.” Sure, if by character you mean potentially lethal.

The message popped up on my screen this morning - a desperate plea from someone whose toddler had turned their mother-in-law’s beloved grey couch into an impromptu canvas using expensive eyeshadow palettes. Reading through the comments, memories of similar incidents with my own daughter came flooding back.

There’s something uniquely terrifying about discovering your child’s artistic endeavors on expensive furniture. The initial shock, followed by that sinking feeling in your stomach, and then the frantic Google searches for miracle solutions. Been there, done that, though in my case it was permanent markers on our leather recliner.

I’ve been seeing a lot of posts lately about the importance of hiring professional carpet cleaners, and I have to say, I couldn’t agree more. As a homeowner myself, I’ve had my fair share of dealing with stubborn stains and worn-out carpets. But a recent post on a popular online forum caught my attention, and I thought it was worth sharing with all of you.

The post was from a professional carpet cleaner who was sharing his expertise on what makes a good carpet cleaning service. He posted a series of before-and-after pictures of a carpet that had been cleaned by a “pro” who clearly didn’t know what they were doing. The after pictures showed a carpet that still had visible stains and wear marks, and the cleaner was explaining that this was not what a real professional would do.