The news broke quietly, almost like the government hoped we wouldn’t notice until it was too late. Come December, Australians will need to verify their age to access adult content online. The eSafety Commissioner’s office frames it as protecting children, but scratch beneath the surface and you’ll find a privacy nightmare that would make George Orwell reach for his laptop.

Reading through the discussions online, it’s clear I’m not alone in feeling deeply uncomfortable about this entire scheme. The technical realities are stark - major sites like Pornhub have already started geo-blocking entire regions rather than deal with age verification requirements. They did it in Texas, they’ll do it here. We’re not special enough to warrant custom compliance systems.

Sometimes you watch a policy unfold and think, “Well, this is going to be a spectacular failure.” The UK’s age verification requirements for adult content sites have delivered exactly that outcome, with users simply abandoning compliant sites for ones that ignore the rules entirely.

The whole thing reads like a case study in how not to regulate the internet. Officials seemed genuinely surprised that people would seek alternatives when faced with handing over personal identification to access legal content. It’s the digital equivalent of being shocked that people found speakeasies during Prohibition.

Reading about Malaysia’s recent demands for telcos to hand over detailed phone records and internet usage data sent a chill down my spine. Not just because it’s happening in our neighbouring region, but because it feels like watching history repeat itself with frightening predictability.

The news transported me back to 2013 when Edward Snowden’s revelations about mass surveillance programs shook the world. Back then, many of us in the tech industry suspected something was amiss, but the scale of it was still shocking. Now, sitting in my home office and reading about Malaysia’s move, I’m struck by how familiar this playbook has become.