Look, I’ll be honest – I spend a lot of time being cynical about the internet these days. Between the rage-bait, the misinformation, and the general sense that we’re all just shouting into the void while algorithms monetize our anger, it’s easy to forget that sometimes, just sometimes, the internet can be genuinely lovely.

Which brings me to the cream-colored couch and the tikka masala disaster that had me (and apparently thousands of others) completely invested over the past couple of days.