Just when you thought the tech industry couldn’t get more bizarre, here we are watching a drama unfold that would be rejected as too far-fetched for a Netflix series. The latest revelation about a DOGE staffer’s previous dismissal from a cybersecurity company for leaking secrets reads like a plot from a rejected Silicon Valley episode.

The sheer absurdity of putting sensitive government systems in the hands of individuals who couldn’t pass basic security clearance checks is mind-boggling. Working in tech, I’ve had to jump through countless hoops just to access relatively mundane corporate systems. My junior developers need thorough background checks just to peek at our codebase. Yet somehow, we’re watching people waltz into positions handling potentially sensitive government data with apparently less vetting than what’s required to work at your local Bunnings.

Everything started with a simple thought: “I’ll just set up Plex on my NAS.” Famous last words. Looking back now, I can’t help but laugh at my naivety. That innocent decision has spiraled into what can only be described as a full-blown obsession with self-hosting and digital independence.

The catalyst was frustration with streaming services. Remember when Netflix was the only game in town? Now we’re expected to juggle half a dozen subscriptions just to watch our favourite shows. Even then, content appears and disappears at the whim of corporate licensing deals. It’s maddening.

Remember when we used to joke about not knowing what goes into our hot dogs? Well, it turns out we’re equally clueless about what goes into our electronics. Recent revelations about US companies being in the dark about their chip sources have got me thinking about the broader implications for our digital security.

The situation is both amusing and terrifying. Here we are, living in an age where we’re increasingly dependent on technology, yet half of US companies don’t even know where their chips come from. That’s like driving a car without knowing if the brakes were installed by a certified mechanic or your neighbour’s teenager.

Reading about the US government’s recent approval of $3 billion to remove Chinese telecoms equipment brought back memories of conversations I had with colleagues years ago. Back in 2015, while working on a government contract, we were already discussing the potential risks of foreign-made networking equipment. Many dismissed these concerns as paranoid, but here we are.

The cybersecurity landscape has shifted dramatically over the past decade. Working in IT, I’ve watched the gradual evolution from “buy whatever’s cheapest” to implementing zero-trust architectures and carefully vetting hardware suppliers. It’s fascinating how what was once considered conspiracy theory territory has become mainstream security policy.