There’s something deeply unsettling about watching OpenAI announce yet another massive funding round – this time $110 billion from Amazon and NVIDIA, pushing their valuation to a staggering $840 billion. I’ve been following the AI space closely, both professionally and out of genuine fascination, and the disconnect between the hype and the reality is starting to feel like we’re all watching a very expensive magic trick.

Let me be clear: I’m genuinely excited about what AI can do. The technology is remarkable, and I’ve integrated it into my workflow in ways that would have seemed like science fiction just a few years ago. But there’s excitement, and then there’s whatever this is – a frenzy of money changing hands at scales that make your head spin, all while the fundamental business model remains, shall we say, fuzzy.

There’s something darkly poetic about watching Jake Tapper announce live on air that his network’s parent company is being bought out, telling everyone in the studio that it “affects everybody I’m looking at right now.” It’s like watching the Titanic’s captain announce over the PA system that yes, that scraping sound was indeed an iceberg, and no, the lifeboats won’t be necessary because the ship is unsinkable. Except in this case, we all knew the iceberg was there, we watched the ship aim straight for it, and now we’re supposed to act surprised when the water starts rushing in.

I’ve been mulling over something that’s been doing the rounds online lately, and it’s gotten under my skin more than most things do. It’s about Amazon Ring, Flock Safety, and how we’ve somehow collectively sleepwalked into a surveillance apparatus that would make George Orwell take notes. The frustrating bit? We paid for it ourselves.

Here’s the thing that really gets me: we’re living through this bizarre inversion of totalitarianism. We used to worry about governments forcing surveillance on us, right? That was the whole China-versus-the-West narrative. But nobody talks about the fact that America has arguably built something far more insidious—and we voluntarily installed it in our homes. We bought the cameras. We connected them to the internet. We gave corporations and law enforcement the keys to our front doors, all for the convenience of checking if a parcel arrived while we’re at work.