There’s a thread doing the rounds that started as a shitpost about RM Williams boots and somehow became a genuinely interesting argument about class, value, and what men do to signal competence in an office. The original post was about feeling like a “weapon of an operator” after dropping close to a grand on boots. People were complimenting him at the urinal. Under the stall. That sort of thing.

The replies went exactly where you’d expect.

You know how sometimes a product just works exactly as advertised, and it catches you completely off guard? That’s been my experience watching people lose their minds over Dawn Power Wash lately.

I’ll be honest—I’m always skeptical when something goes viral for being “the best thing ever.” Living through enough product hype cycles will do that to you. Remember when everyone was convinced that particular vacuum cleaner would change your life? Or that one cleaning paste that promised to remove every stain known to humanity? Yeah, I’ve been burned before.

The scenes at Cranbourne’s newly opened Panda Mart this week have been nothing short of chaotic. Picture this: a 200-meter queue stretching to the main road, frustrated shoppers yelling at each other, and staff eventually forced to close the store’s doors. The whole situation reads like a Black Friday horror story, except this isn’t even a sale - it’s just Thursday in suburban Melbourne.

The store, essentially a physical manifestation of online marketplaces like Temu, promises rock-bottom prices on everything from kitchen gadgets to party supplies. But watching the mayhem unfold, I’m struck by a deeper concern about our society’s relationship with consumption and value.