The post-Christmas shopping frenzy is upon us, and like many others, I’ve been contemplating whether to brave the crowds for a new suit. The last time I purchased one was for a wedding three years ago, and honestly, it’s starting to show its age. Plus, those pandemic kilos aren’t doing any favours to the fit.

Wandering through the CBD yesterday, I noticed the usual suspects - Myer, David Jones, and various boutiques - all sporting their red and white sale signs. The discounts look impressive at first glance, but experience has taught me to be skeptical of those “up to 70% off” claims. They usually apply to that one hideous paisley tie nobody wanted in the first place.