There’s something uniquely Australian about Chemist Warehouse, isn’t there? Those garish yellow and red signs dot our suburbs like beacons of bargain-hunting hope. I’ll admit it – despite everything I’m about to say, I’m a regular customer. The prices are genuinely good, and when you’re on a budget (which, let’s be honest, most of us are these days), that matters.

But bloody hell, have you tried navigating one of these stores lately?